Playful Gourmet Pillows

Stand back - while I whip something up

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

You complimented the chef on his dumplings-now he wishes to return the compliments!

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Better Not Squash.

Quartet of chefs.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

Sushi Train Set.

"I like my steak well done."

Down on Her.

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'Coool! What's that called? 'Suicide bomber chicken'?'

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

Salvador Deli

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'How come you never bring meatballs?'

'I add the juice of one bottle of brandy.'

"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

Football Pudding

"Some volcano roll!"

Pizza Fencing

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

"You're right in berating me, ma'am, as I personally decided the price of each entree..."

"Can't talk now, I'm dicing with death, we're doing stir-fry."

Christmas canape?

'Yes Sir that is the lowest calorie dish on the menu, the chef has even eaten the fish for you. He says it was wonderful.'

'My mum's not very hygienic... She cooks carrots and peas in the same pot!'