Playful Gossiper Gifts

"I hear he's made from yellow snow..."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Polar bear bowling alley

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"Where the wild things were."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Scientist seen on loch.

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

The Fall from Pisa

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

An old lady Kitesurfing

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

Best Pals

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

Father and Son quality time

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

Introvert-in-a-Box

'I found it in the Khama Sutra...it's an old indian bondage trick.'

Do Not Laugh At The Bears.

Wordplay: Trampoline.

Tunnel of Hey, I'm Heading Into a Tunnel, I'll Call You Back.

Yoga Class. Ernie, check this out -- The "lotus" position! Looks more like the "low-tush" position!