Playful Beauty Enthusiasts Prints

'I want a smaller carrot.'

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Dating is so expensive...

"Too much concealer?"

Pampered and poodled.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

What price beauty?

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

New Twenty Blades

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Woman applying makeup

"Hair spray"

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Mirror mirror...

"More concealer?"

'Botox...'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'