Quirky Beauty Enthusiasts Prints

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Hats and Food

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Hats

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

Kangaroo Pocket

One size fits all

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

'They had a special at the tan salon today-- buy a full body spray tan, get a free air-brushed wizard painting!'

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

"Where do you get such nice fruit this time of year?"

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

'I want a smaller carrot.'

'I'm an eccentric. What do you do?'

Fish Pedicure

"Gary's going out with a right tasty bit of skirt."

'I didn't have time to do my laundry last night, sir, so I just wore sticky notes today.'

'I don't know if Land of the Amazon Women was such a great place to open a tie shop.'

'We get most of our recreation at home.'