Playboy Persona Gifts

"Yeah, I'm between women, as usual."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"I, TikTok."

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

My Spam Sketchbook

"You've got to blurb me to her."

Fuzz - the band members have a role to play.

Closet.

You give dives a bad name. Somebody has to!

"Papers late again, Murphy?"

"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."

Newspaper dog

Hydrogen nucleus seeks single portion for possible fusion. . . to share conversations on nanoparticle tracking.

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

' It all started when I taught him to fetch my paper.'

Early news deliveries.

Home/work masks.

"Well, if you can't accept me as I really am, have you seen my Facebook page?"

Public Speaking Shoes

"Gramps, tell me again of your scary childhood...when milk men and paper boys walked the earth!"

Loch Ness Monster: Silly Ness, Busi Ness, Sexy Ness.

Al, when was the last time you had a date with a real woman? Actually, I'm making real progress on that score, doctor. The current issue of Playboy has a 3-D centerfold.

Ballboy! Please wait until the rally ends!

'Talk about snooty. She was listed as 'most likely to be googled' in the class yearbook.'

'No, I'm just the paperboy... THAT'S the postman!'

"...You'll never believe who shared a prison cell with my dad!"

Johnny Paycheck thinking of his stage name.

'Lucky we got Clam to circle the wagons.'

Bloggers Anonymous.

Paperboy delivers the Avian news to his bird customers.

'Kiss you? Not after all I went through in biology class!'

"Tous les copains ont été invité à une fête, sauf moi."

'I don't need therapy, but my alter ego on Facebook really has some issues!'

'Not the 'Grizzlydog2576'? I love your posts!'

"The 'Kid' must be inside."