Playboy Persona Mugs

"Yeah, I'm between women, as usual."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

My Spam Sketchbook

"You've got to blurb me to her."

"Papers late again, Murphy?"

Fuzz - the band members have a role to play.

Closet.

"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."

Newspaper dog

Hydrogen nucleus seeks single portion for possible fusion. . . to share conversations on nanoparticle tracking.

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

' It all started when I taught him to fetch my paper.'

Early news deliveries.

"Well, if you can't accept me as I really am, have you seen my Facebook page?"

Home/work masks.

Loch Ness Monster: Silly Ness, Busi Ness, Sexy Ness.

"Gramps, tell me again of your scary childhood...when milk men and paper boys walked the earth!"

Public Speaking Shoes

Ballboy! Please wait until the rally ends!

'Talk about snooty. She was listed as 'most likely to be googled' in the class yearbook.'

Johnny Paycheck thinking of his stage name.

'No, I'm just the paperboy... THAT'S the postman!'

"...You'll never believe who shared a prison cell with my dad!"

'Lucky we got Clam to circle the wagons.'

Paperboy delivers the Avian news to his bird customers.

'Not the 'Grizzlydog2576'? I love your posts!'

'Kiss you? Not after all I went through in biology class!'

"Tous les copains ont été invité à une fête, sauf moi."

"The 'Kid' must be inside."

"Don't judge me until you see me web page."