Playacting Gifts

Tabletop Theatre

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

Remote control pirate bully

Showbiz Awards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Why do they do that?"

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Guitarist

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

Herman Mankiewicz

'They all want to play the star.'

Reading my Critics

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Hamlet'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted