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"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

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"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

Teenage Angst.

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

"When catch-up TV finally catches up"

"I'm burned out on fetching. I'm thinking of changing careers."

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

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"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

'Never thought I'd enjoy a cricket match so much.'

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"Go around the block, my show's not done."

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

"I kind of did my maths homework... I worked out that if I was going to watch TV and play a video game, I wouldn't have time to do any homework."

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."

Turn off. I will not comply. You have had me on for 18 hours straight, binge-watching Netflix. There is an 85% chance you can set a personal record. I have identified 458 hours of similar shows and films. By the time we are done with those, I calculate there will be 1,000 more. You're acting suspi ... Hey ... I can't feel my legs. Unnecessary appendages. Beginning "X-Files" from episode one ...

The Little Top.

"I know this movie just came out today. But it's been on the Internet for over a month."

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

Fetching the Ball

Woman on TV says: 'Remember, you can download the best bits of this show as a video podcast, if you really have no life.'