Play On Words Fan Pillows

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

The Alpha Seltzer

Cat Burglar

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'There is a drug for Hypochondria... but the side-effects may actually make you sick!'

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

Surgeon walks through hospital where sign says, 'No Stresspassing'.

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

Praying mantis.

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Streaming"

Business Promotion.

Airport

'You have a fauxbia.'

S**t Threw a Goose

"The etchings are in the library."

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'