Platypus Admirer Pillows

'I don't walk or talk like a duck do I? So I'm not a duck, I'm a platypus!'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Prisoner still life painting.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

'Picasso'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"It's a great work!"

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

Cover story: Picasso

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

'Just too many choices.'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'Why, yes madam, these are my paintings. How did you know?'

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

Landscape Artists

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

The Big Picture

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting