Plastic Reducer T-Shirts

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

Recycling Centre

A shrink charges $200 an hour, but double chocolate layer cake is only $19.95.

Plastic soup keeps on growing in the oceans.

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

SOS of Garbage

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Kid

I can carry all the plastic bags I need!

Introducing clean conscience products

Chemical Waste.

Ocean Plastic blues

Recycling

"Isn't it amazing? No two pieces of trash are exactly the same."

"The company simply must do something about the office space problem!"

The Lawn Gegnome Project

I heard oil companies just discovered huge reservoirs of oil way under the ground, all around our town. But they can't get at it because President Obama declared the whole region a national monument before he left. Why would he do that? Doesn't he know we use oil to make plastic, and that my Playstation is totally made of plastic? What happens of I ever need to buy a fourth Playstation 4? He's endangering my supply just to save a bunch of trees and mountains and waterfalls and endangered bearico

"You have to learn to live in the now. Maybe next week – our time is up."

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

"No matter how dire the problem...no more memos that start with 'YIKES!'"

'I hate this constant atmosphere of always worrying about meeting a deadline.'

'Mom, it's doing it again'

"I only drink bottled water. Have you seen the trash floating around in this ocean?"

The Coffee Stirrer Tells You Everything You Need to Know About America

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

'That's definitely the last time I recommend a wine to my plastic surgeon.'