Plastic Reduction T-Shirts

"I only drink bottled water. Have you seen the trash floating around in this ocean?"

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

The Coffee Stirrer Tells You Everything You Need to Know About America

Ocean Plastic

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Noisy energy?

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Botox."

'You do Botox?'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Environmental Conscience

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

Climate change skeptics.

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Recycling Centre

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

Plastic soup keeps on growing in the oceans.

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '

"But doctor...when I said I wanted to increase my breasts what I meant was..."

Botox sharpei

"All these years I put my nose to the grindstone. Now I need a nose job!"

'After having the botox injections in my lips I can handle really hot coffee.'

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.