Plastic Reduction Pillows

"I only drink bottled water. Have you seen the trash floating around in this ocean?"

Ocean Plastic

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Noisy energy?

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Botox."

'You do Botox?'

Environmental Conscience

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

Climate change skeptics.

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Recycling Centre

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

Plastic soup keeps on growing in the oceans.

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '

"But doctor...when I said I wanted to increase my breasts what I meant was..."

Botox sharpei

"All these years I put my nose to the grindstone. Now I need a nose job!"

SOS of Garbage

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

At the office of Dr. Picasso, Plastic Surgeon

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

'After having the botox injections in my lips I can handle really hot coffee.'

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'