Plastic Pollution Analyst T-Shirts

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Polluted geese

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"Gunther's years ahead of his time."

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

"Nope. No fish."

Plastic soup keeps on growing in the oceans.

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

"Well, our toxic wastes are ten times more harmful thinner hazardous wastes."

"I can remember when water was just wet."

"Don't fillup on plastic, you'll ruin your appetite."

"Is it always so cloudy?"

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

Gang Green

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

'Grandpa stop! That's not a jellyfish! It's a plastic bag!'

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

"Good Evening. . . would you like to hear about our 'America has too many regulations' specials . . . ?"

History of Gasoline.

Single Use Plastic/Single Use Planet

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Man in a sea of Bottled Water.

Plastic Pollution

Rush Linbaugh - Radio Commentator.

'What we need now is a weapon that takes out nuke facilities and weapons of mass destruction, but that doesn't pollute the environment.'

Chemoco International

"I know it's just empty calories, but I can't help myself."

"It's the politician's favourite hybrid car. It runs on petrol and bulls**t."

My Day - A fish talks about pollution & plastics