Plastic Pollution Analyst Pillows

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Polluted geese

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

"Well, our toxic wastes are ten times more harmful thinner hazardous wastes."

"I can remember when water was just wet."

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

"Nope. No fish."

Plastic soup keeps on growing in the oceans.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

"Don't fillup on plastic, you'll ruin your appetite."

Gang Green

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

'Grandpa stop! That's not a jellyfish! It's a plastic bag!'

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

"Good Evening. . . would you like to hear about our 'America has too many regulations' specials . . . ?"

History of Gasoline.

Single Use Plastic/Single Use Planet

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Man in a sea of Bottled Water.

Plastic Pollution

'What we need now is a weapon that takes out nuke facilities and weapons of mass destruction, but that doesn't pollute the environment.'

Rush Linbaugh - Radio Commentator.

Chemoco International

"It's the politician's favourite hybrid car. It runs on petrol and bulls**t."

"I know it's just empty calories, but I can't help myself."

Sounds of the Ocean Garbage

My Day - A fish talks about pollution & plastics