Plastic Parting Prophet Gifts

Looking for a quirky present for a creatively inclined individual? Our collection celebrates the humorous side of artistic expression, with playful items that highlight the unique charm of a plastic parting prophet. Perfect for sparking smiles and showcasing personality.

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'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.' mockup

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

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'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.' mockup

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

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Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose. mockup

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

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"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in." mockup

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

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Smiling businessman with rising profits mockup

Smiling businessman with rising profits

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"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it." mockup

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

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"Oh, I can't complain"

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'This is why we can't have nice things... '

'This is why we can't have nice things... ' mockup

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

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'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?' mockup

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

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'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.'

'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.' mockup

'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.'

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"Love your feng shui!"

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Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture. mockup

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

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'Here's the improved margins you said you wanted to see this year, Tom.'

'Here's the improved margins you said you wanted to see this year, Tom.' mockup

'Here's the improved margins you said you wanted to see this year, Tom.'

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Psychic Car Mechanics.

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"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company." mockup

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

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Fishing for Litter

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"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ." mockup

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."

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"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills." mockup

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

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"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?" mockup

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

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"The short term solution is money and the long term solution more money."

"The short term solution is money and the long term solution more money." mockup

"The short term solution is money and the long term solution more money."

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'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...! mockup

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

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"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid." mockup

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

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'No doubt the upturn will come soon because the sheet of paper ends here!'

'No doubt the upturn will come soon because the sheet of paper ends here!' mockup

'No doubt the upturn will come soon because the sheet of paper ends here!'

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doom.com

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"That's our projected sales."

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"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia." mockup

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

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"Then it's settled -- our strategy is to hope for better things."

"Then it's settled -- our strategy is to hope for better things." mockup

"Then it's settled -- our strategy is to hope for better things."

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"I can only tell you what's in your future - it's up to you to chase it."

"I can only tell you what's in your future - it's up to you to chase it." mockup

"I can only tell you what's in your future - it's up to you to chase it."

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"And this is where we introduced our new customer care policy."

"And this is where we introduced our new customer care policy." mockup

"And this is where we introduced our new customer care policy."

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"I think I'll report us to the Better Business Bureau."

"I think I'll report us to the Better Business Bureau." mockup

"I think I'll report us to the Better Business Bureau."

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'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on...'

'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on...' mockup

'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on...'

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"She's had work."

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"Go forth and multiply"

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"We have to do something about those sales!"

"We have to do something about those sales!" mockup

"We have to do something about those sales!"

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Plastic Parting Prophet Gifts Collection

Plastic Parting Prophet Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring clever plastic parting prophet designs—ideal for fans of humor and originality.

Plastic Parting Prophet Pillows

Find pillows with charming plastic parting prophet motifs—brighten up any room with humor and style.

Plastic Parting Prophet Prints

Browse our artistic prints inspired by plastic parting prophets to add a fun, artistic touch to your decor.

Plastic Parting Prophet T-Shirts

Discover our range of t-shirts showcasing witty plastic parting prophet images—perfect for making a playful statement.