Plastic Canvas Aficionado Pillows

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

(Camel paintings)

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Vincent Van Goat.

Art Plagiarism

World's cheapest car

"It's called 'Sold'."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

How Art Works.

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

The painting Painter

"But is it..?"

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

Artist painting a dancer.

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

Artist Painting Modern Art.

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'