Plastic Canvas Aficionado Mugs

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

(Camel paintings)

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Vincent Van Goat.

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

Art Plagiarism

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

World's cheapest car

"It's called 'Sold'."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

How Art Works.

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"But is it..?"

"You have indeed purchased an original Rembrandt. A Ralph Rembrandt."

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

Artist painting a dancer.

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

The painting Painter

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

David Hockney

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

'I said shag carpeting.'

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'