Plasma Philanthropist Pillows

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Gee, thanks pal."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"So is it a deal? You take naps for me and I'll chase mice for you!"

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Hypocrisy about poverty

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Plasma Ball

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"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

The nonprofit dog fight.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

The scales between gluttony and hunger

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

Miss Jellyby

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

"What are we doing wrong?"

"When we said to be creative with your grant proposal presentation, this is not what was meant."

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

'So then the alien stepped out of the UFO and said that he was a fundraiser from another planet, which was quite novel, I thought.'

Captain Thomas Coram.

Nelson Mandela