Philanthropic Painter Pillows

Painters Without Borders.

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Advances in Third World Healthcare

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Hypocrisy about poverty

Human Rights for All

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Alms Bank

"Mr.Scrooge has lodged a complaint,with regard to your 'aggressive begging."

'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

Please Give

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

The nonprofit dog fight.

Beggar tosses money to the 1%.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

'Sorry - I only donate big.'