Plant Rights Advocate T-Shirts

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

North Pole

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

View to the Future

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Steamed vegetables."

Insect extinction

Water company bonus.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

HELLth Food Sprouts

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Climate Change

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"I can see our house from here."

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

COP26

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

Raining Leaves.

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

COP29

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Volkswagen Scandal

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"