Native Plant Advocate T-Shirts

Can you help me turn my yard into a pesticide-free nature area? Of course! Tree's tree nursery. I want to plant native species that attract birds and butterflies. Fabulous plan. You're just the kind of client I dream of! One detail

Deforestation.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Privates Beach"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'That plant food really works!'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

Watering Flowers

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

SPOONING CACTI

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."