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Deforestation.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Privates Beach"

'That plant food really works!'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"The Nominees"

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

SPOONING CACTI

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Watering Flowers