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"I tell you we've studied the entire site and there is no toxic waste."

"Regular or no-lead?"

Yes we hang wind farm lobbyists!

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Environmentalist

North Pole

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

View to the Future

'I blame global warming!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

New Road Signs to Watch For:

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Climate Crisis

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Government a la Carte

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Insect extinction

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Water company bonus.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."