Plant Placater T-Shirts

'Let's face it Frank, you just don't have a green thumb.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Award Winning Gardener

The Music Seed

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

House plants

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

Silencing the baby

'The plan is to market our original product as a new product...'

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

Avoid Constant Borrowing

'Anything else need tying up?'

Of course nothing grew --- You just put drumsticks in the ground! I was trying to grow beets.

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy

"Oh no, Daisy's committing herbicide!"

'Too bad loosing your ball, but I've found a rare Trifolium Occidentale.'

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

Gardener

"Trees take years to grow son, so planting trees is "paying forward" towards future beaver generations..."

'We're hoping it's a perennial.'

'Spinach: The Prequel'

"Still trying to grow mushy peas,Alf?"

'You've never planted potatoes before, have you?'

'A few over here, please.'

'Set Top Digitalis'

Broad Beans and Jelly Beans

Dr. Kessler will be with you shortly. Please water the plants and have a seat.

Environmentalist.

"Okay, you grew the world's largest tomato. What do you want me to do about it?"