Plant Placater Pillows

'Let's face it Frank, you just don't have a green thumb.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Award Winning Gardener

The Music Seed

House plants

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Silencing the baby

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

'The plan is to market our original product as a new product...'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

'Anything else need tying up?'

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

Avoid Constant Borrowing

"Oh no, Daisy's committing herbicide!"

'Too bad loosing your ball, but I've found a rare Trifolium Occidentale.'

"Trees take years to grow son, so planting trees is "paying forward" towards future beaver generations..."

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

Gardener

'We're hoping it's a perennial.'

"Still trying to grow mushy peas,Alf?"

'Spinach: The Prequel'

'You've never planted potatoes before, have you?'

'A few over here, please.'

'Set Top Digitalis'

Broad Beans and Jelly Beans

A gardener surreptitiously planting a sapling in a neighbour's neglected garden.

"Okay, you grew the world's largest tomato. What do you want me to do about it?"

Watermelon Sharks

Environmentalist.