Plant Paparazzi Gifts

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

The discovery of asparagus.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Getting Rid of the Cure

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

David Bellamy

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"He loves to give autographs!"

Poinsettia

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

The male of the species approaches the cafe counter. What's that, Mr. Pinkerton? Careful not to disturb those around him, the male scans his surroundings. His senses, his vision and his sense of smell have been honed by years of evolution and survival. Sniiif! At last, the male makes his move! He orders one slice of rhubarb pie, a la mode! You want pie? Suddenly, he is alerted to danger. The male seeks refuge behind a petunia! … but is it too late? No pie for him. The male will have a salad. The

"I dread these W.I. meetings

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

'Ha! I knew they were just little trees!'

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

"Hey. What are you doing to that card?"

The animal and plant kingdoms unite to send to you Season's Greetings.

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"