Plant Paparazzi Gifts

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

The discovery of asparagus.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

Getting Rid of the Cure

David Bellamy

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

Poinsettia

"He loves to give autographs!"

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

"I dread these W.I. meetings

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

'Ha! I knew they were just little trees!'

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

The animal and plant kingdoms unite to send to you Season's Greetings.

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

"Hey. What are you doing to that card?"

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."