Plant Maintenance T-Shirts

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."

Gardener attacked by plants.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Plant Lady

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Gardener

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Allotment

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Man watering his plants in the rain.

The Garden

"Lovely dovetail."

'That plant food really works!'

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.