Plant-based Pet Pal Mugs

"Is that true love or what? My masters are vegetarians, but they still buy me juicy bones..."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Queen of Quinoa

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"You had me at alternative milk."

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"Wine is plant-based food."

"Let's see... water pick, tin foil, snorkel..."

'You're eating too much roughage.'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

The vegan hunter

Puppy and Kitten.

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

I once flew faster than a speeding bullet

'How do you want me to answer that question, Norm? As an attorney, or as your best friend?'

Be a friend.

Dog bath