Plant-based Pet Pal Prints

"Is that true love or what? My masters are vegetarians, but they still buy me juicy bones..."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Queen of Quinoa

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"You had me at alternative milk."

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"Wine is plant-based food."

'You're eating too much roughage.'

"Let's see... water pick, tin foil, snorkel..."

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

I once flew faster than a speeding bullet

The vegan hunter

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

Puppy and Kitten.

'How do you want me to answer that question, Norm? As an attorney, or as your best friend?'

Be a friend.

Dog bath