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"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"States of tofu"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Queen of Quinoa

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"You had me at alternative milk."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'New Barbeque.'

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

'You're eating too much roughage.'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"Wine is plant-based food."

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

The early days of tofurkey.

"I can't remember which ones are plant-based."

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"How almond milk is made"

"I don't feel so much endangered as I do under funded."

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

"But is it Organic?"

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'