Plant-based Gourmet Pillows

Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!

When Vegans Eat Out. . .

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Two vegans, please."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant.

Stuffing the turkey.

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

"I certainly hope you're composting the leftovers."

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'Mom always told us to eat the greens!'

"I eat the genetically modified flounder all the time and it's delicious."