Plant-based Dinner Planner Pillows

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

'I sent out for everything.'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'Like death by salad.'

'Men order. . . women shop.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

The ecumenical dinner party.

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

'I'm in the mood to cook!'

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"What's a good time for dinner, let's sync up our calendars..."

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

"Yes, it was a table for eight, but at the last moment our wives refused to join us."

"Because we're a family, that's why. You set the table I dial the phone, and your father orders the chinese food."

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."

'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

Me, Alice and God

"Hey, guess what we're having for dinner tomorrow."

"What'll I eat, when you, are far away, and I am blue, what'll I eat?"