Plant-based Dinner Planner Prints

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

'I sent out for everything.'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Like death by salad.'

'Men order. . . women shop.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

The ecumenical dinner party.

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

'I'm in the mood to cook!'

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

"What's a good time for dinner, let's sync up our calendars..."

"Yes, it was a table for eight, but at the last moment our wives refused to join us."

"Because we're a family, that's why. You set the table I dial the phone, and your father orders the chinese food."

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'

"Hey, guess what we're having for dinner tomorrow."

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."