Plant-based Diet Explorer Mugs

'Oh yeah, really healthy! You do realize that cereal is just another soy based product?'

"States of tofu"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Two vegans, please."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Before/After

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"You had me at alternative milk."

Macho Vegetarian

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Nutritional Supplements.

"Wine is plant-based food."

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

"Cardiac day patients?"

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

'The good news is that our latest diet products work fabulously well. The bad news is that we haven't got any customers any more!'

"Hey guys, I'm thinking about going vegetarian."

"We've gone glutton-free."

The vegan hunter

Je-Hereford's Witnesses

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"