Plant-based Diet Mugs

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Bounty Burger

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

"Sorry Matilda, but we're going to have to let you go...on the bright side, I hear they're hiring over at Chik-Fi

"Happy World Vegetarian Day."

"It makes me feel sort of... guilty!"

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

"I'm surprised Tofurkey isn't more popular. It tastes nothing like turkey."

"You had me at plant based diet..."

Veganuary

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"States of tofu"

Soup of the month.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Before/After

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Vegetarian Birds

The discovery of asparagus.

"Two vegans, please."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."