Plant-based Diet Enthusiast Gifts

"How many times do I have to tell you? Eat your greens!"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"States of tofu"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Advocado

Vegetarian Birds

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"Two vegans, please."

Before/After

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"You had me at alternative milk."

Runner Bean...

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"Wine is plant-based food."

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

Artichoking victim

"In my previous life I was arugula."

Pickled beets.

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

The vegan hunter

"It's not you. It's pea."

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.