Planny Pantser Pillows

"O.K.! See you Monday at eight, seven central."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

Women

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

Road work next 15 years.

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

A knowledge of where the fish are likely to be located can save hours of frustration.

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'