Planner Queen Gifts

Jason and the Aga notes,

"We only got six days of funding."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Innovation & Calculation

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

Father Time Management

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

Bad Office Planning

Clear construction agreements are important.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Cat Day Planner.

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"My schedule is just nuts."

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."