Planetary Rebel Pillows

'Did you hear about Pluto? - He got demoted to 'dwarf planet' for noncompliance.'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"I really got used to working from home."

Joe Henry

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

The Threat of AI

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

'Next.'

Classic vs Rock

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

"Once again, I'm not dressed appropriately for the weather."

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

'If environmentalism grows any more powerful, I'll have to rail against it too.'

Sid & Nancy

Escape

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."