Planetary Caretaker Pillows

"I have the whole universe to look after, so I'm putting you in charge of this planet."

"Foster failure"

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Father

'They sure have small litters.'

Dog Food

Egg Buggy

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'Where did the little bird go?'

Tortoise polishing his shell

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

Horse Clean-up

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

"I'm afraid the diagnosis isn't good."

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

Meals on Wheels/Wheelie Bins

This isn't just a simple infection -- you've got a whole ecology!

"Your test results are in. You've got Irritable Growl Syndrome."

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

'Do human beings get ear mites, Doctor?'

Succeed.

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

Worm Appreciation Society!