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"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"

"And if I move Mercury over here, all the Libras go nuts."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"I love you too, big guy."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth.

Gulf of Mexico - Twinned with Bhopal.

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'

'If everybody's so crazy about the environment, how come they don't make a big fuss about endangered insects?'

"We are so totally doomed."

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

"...but that equals 243 Earth days!"

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

Straightening up.

Souvenir of the Great Festival of the Choral Society - View of the Hall

'As soon as you pay back the money, you can go ahead and stop worrying about worldly matters.'

"So sorry to miss you!"

Tierra Forming.

"You can just say you don't like it ... you don't have to make that face!"

"Seriously! My mother says she remembers when all you could do with a cell phone was make calls."

God plays golf

"No, actually, I don’t like it. And what’s up with your tie? It’s freakin’ hideous!"

'It was his last request. He was a track star in college.'

Kelly's worst nightmare was realized when, during a specially frantic binge, she devoured the entire planet.