Planetary Duo T-Shirts

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Date Night

'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth.

"Hey! These are still good!!"

Dancing

Living together, couple in love.

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

Armchair Dancing

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

"What an amazing view!"

"I want to make it with you."

Cell Partners

'Perhaps we should have been clearer... Paris is for attractive lovers.'

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

China in Space.

'I've always thought they were up to something whenever we're gone'

Man sun bathing from Earth to the Sun

"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"

Tierra Forming.

"Tom and I are so close, we finish each others' sentences."

God plays golf

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

"He keeps moaning on about how he needs space!"

Sky dive: Wrong kind of wind.

"How goes the gap year?"

'Don't you think it's strange that it's called mooning when the moon never actually shows its backside!'

Suddenly, God gets the urge for an Earth cream cone.