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'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

'What, you again? And you'll want credit as usual, I suppose!'

"The first bill is always a shock-everyone thinks Heaven will be free."

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

Branson space shot

The five inhospitable gas giants

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

'One day son, all of this will be yours.'

Leap Year

'Would you watch where you're going already.'

METHANE BAR

"Our planet no longer wants to receive email from yours."

"It's from the IRS. They demand full disclosure of all treasures laid up here."

Sometimes astronomers look down...

'WHAT??! 3.695.897 euro for the pizza delivery service??!'

Aliens on another planet.

"Fred doesn't take photos. He relives our vacation memories by viewing credit card receipts."

'Hey everybody, ring tones.'