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Kids says to parents 'It's not enough I'm saving the planet?'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'Due to cutbacks, he lost his company vehicle, so he has to improvise.'

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

Recycling bottle bank.

Climate change santa...

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

"You're going to have to repeat the class for the third time because you miss so much during your Friday strikes...What's going to become of you?"

"Wow! More record-breaking temps!! 557th day in a row!"

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

"I don't know which upset me more: being diagnosed as bi-polar, or finding out that they're melting!"

"Hi, we're Indri Lemurs and we'd like to become EU members because we're an endangered species! Until then please send us some weapons so we can defend ourselves against extinction!"

'My wife's an ecology nut. What can you suggest that hasn't contributed to pollution at any time during its manufacture?'

State of the State.

Huge capitalist man gulping down barrels of oil

'Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment.'

"So you're looking for a fate who can reduce your carbon footprint?"

Picnic blankets with pop up trees.

"Wow, your brought your own coffee in your own mug...very eco-friendly! That'll be 12.50 Euro."

"The boss wants me to create a computer algorithm that converts hindsite into foresight."

Estate Agents - Now in!! Affordable houses (flooded).

The world's tap.

"People like you don't seem to realize that this precious environment of yours is very expensive to maintain."

Alien and Wind Farm

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."

"We're chucking out all our old plastic things, and replacing them with sustainable alternatives."

Man trying to rescue World

"It's got great memory, but no common sense."

'Hey, I told you NOT to play near old nuclear waste dumps!'