Eco-conscious Globe-trotter T-Shirts

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

World's cheapest car

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

Electric bike.

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"No Littering" sign in space.

Craft gallery. Fudge Shoppe. Bike rentals. Clear-cut woods for luxury condos. The sure signs that we've arrived! Right. At our wilderness getaway! Almost a lake view. For sale.

"In the near future climate change will cause huge disasters!. . . And if nature dares to disappoint me, I'll throw the packaging of my vegan burger into the bushes!"

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

COP26 GLASGOW

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Rapunzel tries to go Off-Grid.

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'