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Of course I'm happy! How many other creatures have a planet named after them?

Occu-Pie Mars

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

J. R. R. Tolkien

Hair Crop Circle

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

Slinky Cow World

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

"I don't like the looks of that!"

We come in pieces!

UFO Shelter

"We've discovered a habitable planet teeming with strange and wonderous lifeforms! Quick – clear an area for a mining operation and power station!"

'...And hurry up - I told you to go to the toilet before we left home.'

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"I remember driving to Roswell and then it goes blank."

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

Newton's cradle

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Seven

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth.

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

Take me to your leader. . .

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

With the right combination of key strokes, credit card info and open web pages, Dave unwittingly interrupts the feedback loop between star creation and black hole formation.

"You remember that side of my family that we never discuss?"