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Occu-Pie Mars

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Hair Crop Circle

Slinky Cow World

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"We've discovered a habitable planet teeming with strange and wonderous lifeforms! Quick – clear an area for a mining operation and power station!"

"I remember driving to Roswell and then it goes blank."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

We come in pieces!

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'...And hurry up - I told you to go to the toilet before we left home.'

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

UFO Shelter

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth.

Newton's cradle

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

Take me to your leader. . .

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"You remember that side of my family that we never discuss?"

"Earthlings."