Plan Failure Analyst Gifts

THINK (sign nailed inappropreatly to wall)

65 Million Years Ago

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

Greek Crisis

A boy and his spin patrol.

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

Greek Crisis

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

"Care home deaths are collateral damage, as we continue to smoke screen statistics and fire off as many war analogy's as we can muster: in our battle, war, and heroic bun fight against Corvid-19 - in this, our not so finest hour!"

'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'

"I can never seem to get my report in on time!"

Euro leaves a crack in the Union

'The only thing that made sense was the violence.'

'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.'

"What can I get you?" "An explanation for that dumb reason why Batman and Superman stopped fighting at the end of Batman v Superman." "Would you like that spoiler-filled or spoiler-free?" "Spoiler-filled would be lovely, please." "Ok. Batman did not stop fighting Superman just because both of their moms were named 'Martha.'" "'Martha' was not just a person. In Batman’s nightmares, 'Martha' had come to represent all that was good about him." "When Superman whispered 'Martha,' it did t

"I'll be very candid with you, Mr. Simmons. There's a disturbing lack of transparency in your proposal!"

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

'I'm just concerned that if we embrace change this one time, change might get the wrong idea and mistake it for some kind of long-term commitment!'

The Usual Suspects

A group of businessmen read a profit chart that reads "Lousy"

"It may be a figment of my imagination, Herb, but I thought I just felt another shock wave go through the business community."

'The new boss really liked my report. He just patted me on my back!'

Tonight's Weather Report Contains Some Alarming Material. Viewer Discretion Advised.

Black Magic

4 Failure Types: Mr. Underprepared, Ms. Overprepared, Ms. Insecure, Mr. Overconfident

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

"We're trying to get staff to be more creative in their report writing." "I call this my dance of the fourth quarters client satisfaction survey."

"Begging or stealing are better options than borrowing right now."

"We offer a short-term high yield bond fund that may fit your particular investing priorities."

"You probably would have gotten away with draining the bank account except for one mistake...you signed the checks with the cat's name."

European funds.