Plan B Practitioner Gifts

'Time to go to 'Plan B' . . . Knock him out!'

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

The missiles had failed....so it was down to Frank....and plan B.

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

'Sorry to interrupt - your monastery is on fire...the IRS wants to talk to you - and something about a missing case of wine.'

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

'If you were in a hurry, sir, you shoudn't have ordered the overnight marinade.'

"People are always saying how stupid it is that the bst practitioners are always promoted and make poor managers....but I think that's complete rubbish...He was a lousy practitioner as well!"

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

"My physician prescribed a customized formulation for me."

'Now, if we stick to our financial plan, I can retire at 55 and you at 87.'

Applying skills in teaching special needs students to dealing with colleagues.

Back in 10 minutes.

'Have you given any thought to what you're going to do with your life after Summer Vacation?'

"So would Chuck Norris be impressed with my kick or mad about the bag?!"

'We projected every contingency except for our plan actually working.'

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

Learner snail in front