Plan-a-pie Enthusiast Gifts

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

What the Doctor Ordered

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

Why Cows Leave Home

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Non-Humble Pie.

Husband bakes a pie

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

"Cut down on the custard pies."

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

Pie chart of pub conversations

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

'I met this little dude at the zoo and he's anxious to try your banana cream pie.'

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.