Pizzamaker Pillows

"Nice of the pope to make a speech in praise of us pizzamakers..."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Menu Dating

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'It's my favorite.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Children playing games

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

Stupid Microwave

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Pizza time.

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

The leaning tower of Pizza.

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

Sisyphus Pizza

"They should have quit after deep dish."

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.